/ 8 September 2011

Rugby for dummies

In support of the Springboks and for those who can't tell their hookers from their hakas, the <i>Mail & Guardian</i> has compiled a guide to the game.

Rugby is a 15-a-side sport played by ripped individuals of the athletic variety. It is played on a rectangular 144m x 70m field with H-shaped poles on the opposite ends. Matches are played between two teams for 80 minutes and are competed on a points system. The one with highest points wins.

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In support of the Springboks – (our national rugby team, FYI) and for those who can’t tell their hookers from their hakas, the Mail & Guardian has compiled a guide to the modern-day gladiatorial tournament that will capture much of the world from the opening match on September 9 until the final on October 23.

Scoring
If at first you don’t succeed, try try again
The most productive way of scoring points is a try, which involves a player holding the ball in his arms and placing it on the ground (or “dotting down”) past the opposition’s “try-line”. This explanation in no way encapsulates the bone-crunching brute force at which players force their way through opposition defences in order to complete the move. All this effort is rewarded with five points. So why is it called a “try”, when you actually succeed? Originally, the winner of a rugby match was determined by the amount of goals, as opposed to the points of today. A team could kick for a goal by placing the ball over the goal line, and this allowed the scoring team to “try” for a goal.

It doesn’t end there
As we have just explained, in ye olde game, a “try” meant you were given a chance to kick the ball at the posts. This still happens. The ball is placed perpendicularly to the point at which the ball is dotted down and is moved backwards by the kicker towards their try-line until the desired angle in relation to the opposition’s poles is reached (still with us?). It is then (hopefully) kicked through the upright poles. This is worth two points.

Drop it like it’s hot
If a player is inspired to kick the ball through the poles during open play, this is called a drop goal and is worth three points. He can kick it from wherever he is on the field, but, unless he is feeling very lucky (punk), he should do this when he is at a decent angle and close enough to the opposition’s poles. This was the definitive move Joel Stransky pulled to win South Africa the Webb Ellis trophy for the 1995 Rugby World Cup (you beauty).

Foul deeds
When a team has committed a foul — such as making a high tackle (above the elbow of a player) — and the referee notices this naughtiness, the opposing team will have an opportunity to kick a penalty. This involves setting the ball up at the point of infringement (where the foul deed took place) and attempting to kick it between the opposition’s poles. This is worth three points.

Knock, knock, knocking on heaven’s door
In rugby, players aren’t allowed to pass the ball forward. They have to pass it to players behind them, who hopefully, at some point, will run forward with the ball so that the game can get anywhere at all. Two steps forward, one step back. We know. If the ball bounces forward off a player, this is called a knock-on, and leads to a penalty or a scrum.

Set pieces
This is where you see players lined up waiting for the ball or huddled together and bashing heads with the opposition — the structured bits where everyone knows what to do. Think of them as choreographed moves in an otherwise experimental and improvised piece of modern dance, if that helps (which it probably doesn’t).

Scrumptious
The scrum is the part of the game that confuses (and probably disturbs) many. What’s the point of eight big men huddled together ramming up against the opposition’s group of eight, equally big, huddled men?

In a scrum, the ball is thrown beneath the two opposing groups of eight players who bind together (it’s not as cuddly as it looks) and try and to push each other back towards their try line, while the hookers (more about them later), use their feet to try get the ball to pop out the back of their side of the huddle, in which case they would have won the scrum.

So does it hurt? Probably, but no player worth his salt would complain — being built like a hulk must help.

Good touch, bad touch
It might seem pretty pointless to kick the ball out of play (i.e. over the edge if the field) only to have it thrown straight back in again, but “kicking for touch” is a very strategic part of the game. The aim is to have the ball go out of play as close to the opposition’s try line as possible. Kicking for touch then leads to a line-out.

Line-out
When the ball has gone out of play, or a team has “kicked for touch”, both teams line up and the ball is thrown down the middle of the two opposing lines of players, who jump up to try catch it. Normally it is the tallest player (usually your No 5 lock) who is helped by his teammates who hold him steady when he jumps, (but they aren’t allowed to lift him into the air — this is rugby, not ballet). Our very own Victor Matfield is seen as one of the best line-out jumpers in the world.

Bit parts

Maul
This particularly violent sounding word describes a struggle for the ball between at least two opposing players. It is only a maul if the ball has not yet touched the ground. It is called a rolling maul when this occurs in movement, in other words, when players are fighting for the ball and moving in any direction on the field.

Ruck
This is similar to a maul, but occurs once the ball hits the ground. To further complicate matters, players can’t use their hands to get the ball, only their feet. As you can imagine, doing things with your feet instead of your hands sometimes involves things getting in the way, such as an opposing player’s head, and, it grieves us to say, more, um, delicate parts.This move is the main reason players leave the field bleeding, bruised, swollen and less attractive than they were at the start of the game.

The tackle
The fine art of tackling involves players immobilising opposition players by literally launching themselves into their opponents. It is not your standard bar brawl manoeuvre, because you cannot engage your opponent above their torso (or ribs). The main aim is to have your opponent knocked from their feet.

Sin bin
This is rugby’s version of soccer’s yellow card, but instead of players dancing around the field, feigning shock and swearing at the ref, when rugby players get sin-binned they have to leave the field for 10 minutes to cool off. This means their team plays with one less man and as such is disadvantaged.

The players
Unlike soccer, players always have the same numbers on their shirts, depending on what position they play. Here is a short breakdown of what each player does, with their numbers in brackets.

The frontline
These are the beefy, hulky individuals you’d think twice before arguing with. Their job is to win the ball from the opposition by any means necessary (within the rules of course) and provide it to their teammates in the back line.

Loosehead (1) and Tighthead (3) props
Usually the stockiest members of the team whose main job is to support the hooker in the scrum and assist the lock jumping in the line-out. A tighthead is positioned between two players, with his head secured firmly in the scrum, which, we’re sure you will agree, sounds freaking terrifying. A loosehead is on the end of the scrum, with only one shoulder lodged in the scrum.

Hookers (2)
Similarly built to the prop, but with better handling skills and more mobility, their job is to win the ball when it is fed into the scrum by hooking it back with his foot — hence the name. Stop smirking. The jokes are all old.

Locks (4&5)
Usually the tallest players in any team who must win the ball at the line-out and provide the main push in the scrum. Due to their height, weight and modern-day athleticism, locks also perform a vital role in loose play (when someone is tackled).

Blindside Flank (6)
This player binds onto the scrum on whichever side is closest to the touchline. This flank is mostly concerned with winning the ball in open play and assisting jumpers in line-outs, and is one of the most feared tacklers in any side.

Openside Flank (7)
This flanker binds onto the side of a scrum furthest from a touchline and whose role it is to win the ball by disrupting opposing backs. He must be quick and versatile as he may have to help the backs.

8th man (8)
The 8th man is responsible for ensuring the scrumhalf receives the ball at the end of a scrum or launching attacks from the same position. He doubles up as a potential ball winner at the end of a line-out and a ball carrier in loose play.

Backs
These are the glory boys of the side who score the tries and slot the penalties and drop-goals. They must be able to use the ball possession the forwards wrestle from the opposition.

Fullback (15)
This player serves as the last line of defence against the opposition’s running attacks and tactical kicks. He must have excellent kicking skills as he usually launches the ball from the own goal-line in either a defensive or attacking manoeuvre.

Wings (11 & 14)
The Roman god Mercury had wings on his feet and was known for being quick and agile, which might help you remember that wings are usually the swiftest players on any team. Their core role is to run like the wind for the try-line once they have the ball in hand. Wingers were once dainty figures, but over time they have morphed into bulkier forms (who are just as quick).

Inside centre (12)
The marshal of the midfield is tasked with staving off attacks launched by opposing teams as well as knock holes in their defensive lines.

Outside centre (13)
Similar to the other centre, but has the primary focus of exploiting the gaps created by his No 12. They also form the link between the centres and the rest of the backline when an attacking movement is created.

Flyhalf (10)
The key playmaker who decides whether to distribute the ball to his backs or kick for position. He must be a skilled kicker and more often than not takes the team’s penalty kicks and/or drop goals — although this is often shared with the fullback.

Scrumhalf (9)
The player who provides a link between the forwards and the backs by feeding the ball won by the forwards to the backs. They may be one of the smallest players on the field but make up for this with slick handling skills and a lack of fear when tumbling with the opposition forwards.

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