Ten Yebo-Yes gym exercises to beat racism

The M&G -- in light of outrageous racist incidents in Jo'burg gyms -- is sharing a few tips to defeat racism and abolish muffin tops forever.

In the spirit of ubuntu and the pursuit of firmer thighs for all, the Mail & Guardian has seen fit—in light of outrageous racist incidents in Johannesburg gyms—to share a few ground-breaking exercise tips to align your chakras, defeat discrimination and abolish muffin tops forever.

Disclaimer: Results may vary according to individual size and skin tone. For best results use in conjunction with a healthy pinch of salt.

While it is advisable to intermittently shout “yebo!” after every five-count, it is not advisable to do this during a spinning class at any Virgin Active—ever.

Topics In This Section

Companies
Virgin Active

Comments

blog comments powered by Disqus

Connect

  • twitter
  • facebook
  • RSS
  • alerts
  • mobile
 

Join Up

Get the M&G in your inbox

 

Sponsored Press Releases

mapIT supports AVIS Unogwaja Challenge
MapIT
Unshaped ADSL with static IP address
OpenWeb
Agile methodology - how to get more done, with less, for less and still keep everyone happy
DST Global Solutions
Delivering business value by evolving to straight-through processing
DST Global Solutions
MTN highest ranked on the continent in BrandZ Top 100 Most Valuable Global Brands
MTN