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Charlie Brooker

Charlie Brooker

    Round zero intelligence
    Round zero intelligence
    Things are so heated at the moment that you could probably toast a marsh-mallow by jabbing it on a stick and pointing it towards the United States....
    Fear sorts out all those word pests
    Fear sorts out all those word pests
    One of the side effects of having one's work appear in a public forum is that people often email me asking for advice on how to break into writing,...
    Kids need taste of risk
    Kids need taste of risk
    Here's a news story guaranteed to provoke a fusillade of indignant spluttering: German politicians are reportedly planning to ban Kinder Surprise...
    Oh won't you just shut up!
    Oh won't you just shut up!
    Last week I had to take a long taxi ride home at the end of an especially prolonged and exhausting day. It was late at night and the journey was...
    Poker-faced flirts, all
    Poker-faced flirts, all
    Friends occasionally come to me for advice, which is odd, because one look at my shambling semi-existence should be enough to convince them I'm in...
    Awkward anytime, anywhere
    Awkward anytime, anywhere
    Two's company. Three's a crowd. And whoever they are, I don't trust them. Yes, in the ever expanding list of things I don't "get", the most...