As the dust settles after December's ANC conference, Not the M&G brings you these exclusive scoops from between the lines next to the buffet table.
Archaeologists say they have been forced to revisit a hundred years of paleo-hairdressing theory, after finding a fossilised hair weave.
The Canadian government has confirmed the country's 28105th day without an incident of any kind.
Paris's exclusive designers of military berets and medals say they are being forced out of business by the gradual spread of democracy in Africa.
Kgalema Motlanthe has revealed that he has been appointed as headmaster of the new Hogwash School for Political Wizard-Cadres.
Mac Maharaj is getting his own spokesperson to help him to deal with the increasing instances of "rhetorical overreach" by President Jacob Zuma.
Supporters of Cyril Ramaphosa say his experience as owner of McDonald's South Africa will stand him in good stead as deputy president.
According to a forensic psychologist in the prison service, a journey into the mind of a right-wing bomber is "brief".
The Ministry of Trade and Industry has discovered South Africa "pretty much as far from every country on the planet as you can possibly get".