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As the dust settles after December's ANC conference, Not the M&G brings you these exclusive scoops from between the lines next to the buffet table.
Mac Maharaj is getting his own spokesperson to help him to deal with the increasing instances of "rhetorical overreach" by President Jacob Zuma.
According to a forensic psychologist in the prison service, a journey into the mind of a right-wing bomber is "brief".
Paris's exclusive designers of military berets and medals say they are being forced out of business by the gradual spread of democracy in Africa.
Europeans are being faced with hardship unprecedented since the Pan-European Croissant Shortage of the third weekend of June 2006.
Japan's banks revealed that, after decades of saving by citizens, the country's vaults and safety deposit boxes have been entirely filled with face.
Mental healthcare professionals have said the expose about exposes does not surprise them.
The Ministry of Trade and Industry has discovered South Africa "pretty much as far from every country on the planet as you can possibly get".
Thousands have had to flee their homes in the midst of recurring narrative mediocrity