Earliest fossilised weave unearthed in Kenya
Not the Mail & GuardianArchaeologists say they have been forced to revisit a hundred years of paleo-hairdressing theory, after finding a fossilised hair weave.
Nigerian prince disillusioned by hostile internet
Not the Mail & GuardianPrince Pianola Andabanjo is offering $1-million to any person who will send him their bank details to help him to unfreeze the funds owed to him.
Europe 'a crouton away from barbarism'
Not the Mail & GuardianEuropeans are being faced with hardship unprecedented since the Pan-European Croissant Shortage of the third weekend of June 2006.
What drove the alleged plotters to try to blow up the ANC's leadership?
Not the Mail & GuardianAccording to a forensic psychologist in the prison service, a journey into the mind of a right-wing bomber is "brief".
Spokesperson Maharaj to get spokesperson
Not the Mail & GuardianMac Maharaj is getting his own spokesperson to help him to deal with the increasing instances of "rhetorical overreach" by President Jacob Zuma.
Motlanthe appointed headmaster of Hogwash School for Political Wizards
Not the Mail & GuardianKgalema Motlanthe has revealed that he has been appointed as headmaster of the new Hogwash School for Political Wizard-Cadres.
Mangaung: The way forwardish
Not the Mail & GuardianAs the dust settles after December's ANC conference, Not the M&G brings you these exclusive scoops from between the lines next to the buffet table.
Medal makers mourn era of African tyrants
Not the Mail & GuardianParis's exclusive designers of military berets and medals say they are being forced out of business by the gradual spread of democracy in Africa.
Class of 2012: How they R doing
Not the Mail & GuardianRreport cards of our comrades in govermint.
Nothing happens in Canada for 77th straight year
Not the Mail & GuardianThe Canadian government has confirmed the country's 28105th day without an incident of any kind.
