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Not the Mail & Guardian

    Class of 2012: How they R doing
    Class of 2012: How they R doing
    Rreport cards of our comrades in govermint.
    Mangaung: The way forwardish
    Mangaung: The way forwardish
    As the dust settles after December's ANC conference, Not the M&G brings you these exclusive scoops from between the lines next to the buffet table.
    Earliest fossilised weave unearthed in Kenya
    Earliest fossilised weave unearthed in Kenya
    Archaeologists say they have been forced to revisit a hundred years of paleo-hairdressing theory, after finding a fossilised hair weave.
    Nothing happens in Canada for 77th straight year
    Nothing happens in Canada for 77th straight year
    The Canadian government has confirmed the country's 28105th day without an incident of any kind.
    Medal makers mourn era of African tyrants
    Medal makers mourn era of African tyrants
    Paris's exclusive designers of military berets and medals say they are being forced out of business by the gradual spread of democracy in Africa.
    Motlanthe appointed headmaster of Hogwash School for Political Wizards
    Motlanthe appointed headmaster of Hogwash School for Political Wizards
    Kgalema Motlanthe has revealed that he has been appointed as headmaster of the new Hogwash School for Political Wizard-Cadres.
    Spokesperson Maharaj to get spokesperson
    Spokesperson Maharaj to get spokesperson
    Mac Maharaj is getting his own spokesperson to help him to deal with the increasing instances of "rhetorical overreach" by President Jacob Zuma.
    McDeputy Ramaphosa urged to run SA like McDonald's
    McDeputy Ramaphosa urged to run SA like McDonald's
    Supporters of Cyril Ramaphosa say his experience as owner of McDonald's South Africa will stand him in good stead as deputy president.
    What drove the alleged plotters to try to blow up the ANC's leadership?
    What drove the alleged plotters to try to blow up the ANC's leadership?
    According to a forensic psychologist in the prison service, a journey into the mind of a right-wing bomber is "brief".
    SA not gateway to Africa, but can solicit backdoor action
    SA not gateway to Africa, but can solicit backdoor action
    The Ministry of Trade and Industry has discovered South Africa "pretty much as far from every country on the planet as you can possibly get".
    Mysogynists blame women
    Mysogynists blame women
    South Africa's misogynists have blamed women for their misogyny, saying that if chicks weren't so kak, they wouldn't hate them so much.