One giant leap for the faithless

Maskandi musician 'rises' from the ashes like a phoenix.
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Jesus, Smurfs and Nonhle Thema

Chris Roper muses on the genius that is Nonhle Thema.
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Democratic Arousal: Whoring for Helen

Vote DA, and you'll be able to pomp people who are not like you, writes Chris Roper.
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Jackie Selebi is Jesus

The truth is that our psychotic nation needs Selebi. In the same way that Jesus had to die for the sins of Christians, says Chris Roper.
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In chicken we trust

It's common knowledge that our martyr to African freedom, Beloved Leader of the Pack Muammar "Mad Dog" Gaddafi, had a dream, says Chris Roper.
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Suck on this, Honourable Member

Politicians aren't the enemy; we are the enemy, says Chris Roper.
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Mind your ps, qs, ks, ns and cs

Chris Roper thinks the oppression of women should be as iniquitous as oppression based on race.
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Axe not for whom the bell tolls

If I was a Christian publisher, I'd be getting nervous. The ASA has decided that an advert for Axe deodorant has to be withdrawn.
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Honour among thieves

Yes, I'm afraid all South Africans are naturally dishonest, with a cheap moral compass made in China, says Chris Roper.
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Discounted: The prisoner dilemma

One Israeli exchanged for one thousand Palestinians? What kind of a deal is that, asks Chris Roper
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Ole, ole, ole, gonna make you cry today

A useful rule of thumb is to avoid anybody who uses culture as an excuse for doing something stupid, says Chris Roper.
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Media needs more punk, less Idols

Chris Roper is a little peeved, after staging a Situationist intervention way before newsreader Mark Esterhuysen.
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We are Jintao's Jintoos

You're not giving the Dalai Lama a visa? Again? Last time, in 2009, the excuse was that Tibet had never really fielded a convincing soccer team.
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Hues and cries

It's a tough life in the rainbow nation, a land where every topic has too many hues and cries, says Chris Roper.
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Down by law

Does anyone remember a time when lawyers occupied an affectionate place in the heart of society, rather than their more recent bleak outhouse?
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Exploit the West, don't just diss it

There's something insane about people who claim the Libyan revolution was foisted on Africa by the West, writes Chris Roper.
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Malema to join the DA

The political world was rocked by the news that Julius "Sello Vie" Malema is set to join the Democratic Alliance, writes Chris Roper.
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Cheeses saves

Chris Roper now sees that democracy has worked in South Africa. We are truly all equally stupid and greedy.
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Our sperm is green

Badly sung anthems aren't as embarrassing as how porn the Springboks were during the Rugby World Cup squad announcement, says Chris Roper.
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Sex is the new Malema

The Sowetan's decision to publish pictures of two officers bonking, have overlooked an important question, says Chris Roper.
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