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Class of 2012: How they R doing
Class of 2012: How they R doing
Hello medias! How are you? I am fine. My name is Euphoria Dullard-Bam, which is the name of Deputy MEC for Basic Education, which is me, because that...
Spokesperson Maharaj to get spokesperson
Spokesperson Maharaj to get spokesperson
"Look, I don't want to say that President Zuma has a tendency to go back to his rural Zululand constituency every December, gather a crowd...
What drove the alleged plotters to try to blow up the ANC's leadership?
What drove the alleged plotters to try to blow up the ANC's leadership?
"The first thing you notice when you enter the mind of a white-supremacist terrorist is that it's almost entirely empty," said Dr...
Mangaung: The way forwardish
Mangaung: The way forwardish
Jacob Zuma's landslide victory at Mangaung was owed to canny politicking behind the scenes, a complex network of patronage and his ability to hit...
McDeputy Ramaphosa urged to run SA like McDonald's
McDeputy Ramaphosa urged to run SA like McDonald's
As the ANC seeks to SuperSize its support ahead of 2014. Ramaphosa bought a 70% stake in McDonald's South Africa in 2011 following an...
Motlanthe appointed headmaster of Hogwash School for Political Wizards
Motlanthe appointed headmaster of Hogwash School for Political Wizards
Just weeks after his political career appeared to be over.
Medal makers mourn era of African tyrants
Medal makers mourn era of African tyrants
"Forty years ago, we were shipping hundreds of field marshall batons, fake Victoria Crosses and Highland Regiment berets to central...
Earliest fossilised weave unearthed in Kenya
Earliest fossilised weave unearthed in Kenya
It is estimated to be 3.7-million years old.
Nothing happens in Canada for 77th straight year
Nothing happens in Canada for 77th straight year
According to official spokesperson May Pilsirrup, the last time anything happened in Canada was in 1935, when a Mountie mounted his mount in a manner...
Japanese banks full of saved face
Japanese banks full of saved face
"The Japanese public has been saving face for centuries," explained Bank of Japan spokesninja Zombi Ikonomi. "Now and then it has lost...
Iran captures US drone Walter Kowalksi (62)
Iran captures US drone Walter Kowalksi (62)
The drone, Walter Kowalski (62) of Gary, Indiana, is reportedly being held in a soundproof cell to spare his guards the ordeal of hearing about his...
Feefa moves to Brown People Alert Level Two
Feefa moves to Brown People Alert Level Two
"Coffee-coloured people are about to fuck up our investment." The previous highest alert level, reached in 2009, was:...

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