He's Joost not that into you

How funny are people on Twitter, you ask? Well, I put out a call for suggestions for a headline for the Mail & Guardian‘s review of the new Joost biography, Joost: The Man in the Mirror, and these are the responses. In no particular order, except that the winning entry is at the end.

I asked:

@ChrisRoperZA: need funny headline for my Joost review: about 8 words long.

And I got:

He’s Joost Not That Into You. @scpereira and @zarsa

“When the knickers hit the tar, that’s Amor hey”... @zarsa

Joost put it in. @wrldfmsartst

Puss In (Rugby) Boots *grin* @SchweppsRocka

“joost another manic monday” @neilanni

Joost you doos? @theblakesterr

Joost do/did it @SchweppsRocka

“Joost my luck..” @neilanni

Joost the two of us @Sapartridge

“Joost Read the Book, It’s Amor than enlightening!” @JoyRecruitRite

Joost Not Worth It @CapeJason

ok this is it “The Joost of the Rings.” @myphotographer

“Joost for kicks!” @FuziJuzi

CAT on a hot tin roof? @choc_milk

No Joostice @CapeJason

“WWJD - What Would Joost Do”? @ChrisRoperZA

Joost: Bit off Amor than he could chew. @ErnstLass

Joost Do It @JeremyTNell (who actually makes his living out of being funny. So he’s probably starving. http://www.jeremynell.com)

I Joost called to say I’m Sorry? @afairweather

Sex, Lines and Videotape @donovanjackson

C’est Joost @mattduplessis

the cat and the ho? @dewaal

“Joosterday’s Hero”? nah, not right. @ChrisRoperZA

Jirre Joost… @Ch0pp3r

Sorry. “Naaikie: Joost Did It.” @donovanjackson

“Joost(er) day all my troubles seemed so far away… ” @FuziJuzi

Joost in time for Christmas sales @zarsa

Jou ma se D(j)oos(t). @cluckhoff

And the winner is: “Joost Laaik!” by the oddly named @FuziJuzi

In what is an intergalactic first, a Twitter-generated headline will feature in the M&G newspaper on Friday.