ConCourt gets bid for Mayan apocalypse task team

People raise their hands as the sun shines directly through a window of the Temple of the Seven Dolls in the Mayan city of Dzibilchaltun. (Reuters)

People raise their hands as the sun shines directly through a window of the Temple of the Seven Dolls in the Mayan city of Dzibilchaltun. (Reuters)

This is according to a  Beeld report on Wednesday. Robert Sefatsa (38), a Soweto resident, also stated in papers handed in at court that the government needed to form a new department to prepare for judgment day next Friday with an "investigative task team".

He suggested that the new state department should be called the "department of paranormal and esoteric sciences".

Sefatsa pointed out that according to the Mayan calendar, judgment day would be on December 21, and it was therefore a matter of extreme urgency that South Africa and other countries make their preparations for the apocalypse.

A commission of inquiry should include geologists, statisticians, astronomists, economists and extra-terrestrial technologists, and should be competent to cope with evacuation procedures, sea and air logistics, and resettlement, he said. – Sapa

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