It is, say the builders, the world’s biggest indoor water attraction, complete with a lagoon, sandy beach and rainforest. And inevitably perhaps for a German theme park, there will be 900 sun loungers. Next week Europe’s first covered tropical island is to open its doors in Brand, a hamlet in former communist East Germany.

The body of one of three boys who were swept down the Jukskei river was found in Bruma Lake on Thursday morning, Johannesburg emergency services said. The body was found while a team were conducting a search around the lake with dogs. A Sapa reporter on the scene said that 10 divers and two dinghies were spread out in a long line.

General Tommy Franks, the United States commander in the Iraq war last year, spelled it out before the invasion began. ”We don’t do body counts,” he said, referring to the Iraqis that might be killed in the forthcoming conflict. His deputies were left to explain why a careful toll of the US dead was kept but Iraqi deaths went unrecorded.

The <i>M&G</i> has always taken strong positions. Readers pay for a paper with attitude — sometimes they agree with it, sometimes they don’t. There are always some who are outraged, but the editorial philosophy is that debate, even intense disagreement, is better than lukewarm silence. So can the <i>M&G</i> be accused of anti-Americanism? Our ombud, Franz Krüger, takes a closer look.

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Adult contemporary may be the most lucrative licence a radio broadcaster can get, but this market looks decidedly overfished. The problem, of course, is that there are a limited number of licences available — and the Independent Communications Authority of South Africa (Icasa) is extremely conscious of overfishing depleting the stock.

In Germany tabloids have always been associated with Britain — and headlines comparing football matches to WW II. Now, tabloids are the new fashion for the big German publishers. However, these tabloids have not got anything to do with the Sun‘s kind of journalism. Nor are they a copy of the broadsheets in a smaller size.