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/ 18 July 2003

Better off dead than done

Never has a post-match post-mortem been as shockingly frank as that offered by Graeme “Biff” Smith after South Africa’s cricketers leapt lemming-like into flaccid ignominy at Lord’s on Saturday. Pursing what would have been his lips if he had any, Smith confessed that “the guys all gave 100%”.

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/ 1 July 2003

Sportsmen between the covers

As Mark Twain once said to all aspiring writers,"Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood is what you were intended for." But what happens when some wretched specimen, sawmill-fodder to his core, is offered a pile of cash to write his auto-biography?

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/ 5 June 2003

Much ad do about nothing

Advertising works, as the poor fools who bought the new Candice single can bear grim testimony to. Apparently South Africa’s advertising industry is one of the best in the world, but frankly that doesn’t mean a whole lot when you look at some of the competition.