SOUTH AFRICA was granted consular access last week to two nationals held in Angola after their aircraft apparently landed in a military zone by mistake, the Foreign Affairs Department said on Wednesday. Foreign Affairs representative Dumusani Rashaleng said two men, along with a British citizen, were recently moved to a hotel in Luanda. “The two South Africans are suffering from a slight bout of malaria; otherwise the three men are fine.” They were initially detained at Calai in southern Angola after their Cessna 303 apparently landed in a military zone last month. The two South Africans are Stanley Valentine (43) and the pilot, Captain R Weaver, who is in late sixties. The third man is 54-year-old British national John Davies. Rasheleng said officials from South Africa’s mission in Luanda visited the group last Thursday. “The three are being guarded but have freedom of movement. They are allowed to mingle with other guests.” – Sapa
THEY SAID IT, from Sapa
“Hunger is in trouble.”
— Finance Minister Trevor Manuel in his Budget speech.
“We will, Madam Speaker, declare those pizzas.”
— Manuel, who noted that a pizza outlet whose number was inadvertently given as the one to be called for “Tips for Trevor” had donated some pizzas to exhausted and hungry Treasury officials.
“I will not have to walk barefoot anymore.”
– Christinah Motsepe of Soweto about the R50 increase in the disability grant.
“This is a war. It has killed more people than has been the case in all previous wars and in all previous natural disasters. We must not continue to be debating, to be arguing, when people are dying.”
— Former president Nelson Mandela about Aids.
“Cruel and irresponsible.”
— What public servants were who unnecessarily delayed pension payouts, according to President Thabo Mbeki.
“Only 500 000 American dollars. Only that, for me, it’s nothing.”
–President Robert Mugabe, scoffing at the fee allegedly offered to assassinate him. Movement for Democratic Change leader Morgan Tsvangirai vehemently denied accusations of being behind such a plot.
“We had not invited them. No uninvited guests are allowed to come to our election banquet. And so Mr Schori went to our embassy in Washington and got a tourist visa, which was unlawful, irregular, dishonest and crookish.”
— Mugabe about the expulsion of the Swedish European Union observer mission head, Pierre Schori.
“Their whole behaviour was unacceptable and not in any way decent… I don’t know what they want to hide, but evidently they don’t like some of us to be there.”
— Schori in London after his expulsion from Zimbabwe.
“What is Europe? What will I be wanting in Europe?… Blair can bleat, he can cry, he can do anything, go into tantrums but I will not move.”
–Mugabe, vowing not to reverse his land reform scheme despite the imposition of sanctions, including a travel ban to the European Union countries, following the expulsion of the EU observer mission’s leader from Zimbabwe.
“The accounts have been servicing each other without Mama’s direct involvement and this resulted in things getting messed up.”
— Solani Gudluza, lawyer of African National Congress Women’s League president Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, denying that she owes FirstRand Bank R103620.
“Surely it is inconceivable even to an imbecile that I alone can consume groceries of R10000 a month… is it really possible for anyone, even the ‘supernatural Winnie’, to get donations of R50 000 a month?”
— Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, who denied receiving any donations from well-wishers, as was claimed during her bail application.
“I needed a filling. I was told that the dentist only does extractions.”
— Jose Machado, a prisoner suing the Department of Correctional Services for “irreversible and irreparable damage” caused to him by his incarceration in a “pest-infested” cell.
“Please, tell the people that I am not a druggie. I am begging you.”
–Adri Schoeman, former South African sprint champion who was suspended from athletics after testing positive for an anabolic steroid. Schoeman said she took a drug prescribed for her for back trouble after giving birth last year.
“I have no problems sleeping at night.”
— Bafana Bafana coach Carlos Queiroz, who retained his post despite criticism of his team’s performance in the African Cup of Nations tournament.