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/ 31 October 2006
”I wish I had met you 10 years ago,” my lover cooed, after our love-making session, in that unmistakable coquettish tone that lets a guy know he ”done it right”. As she squeezed me tightly in her arms, I realised that a decade ago she would not have touched me with a bargepole. Alas, I was a lout who thought love was a humbug commercial spaceship and had qualms about going down on a woman.
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/ 3 September 2004
Car-wash businesses are the latest product of that grey area known as the second economy, which gave the world street hawkers, spaza shops, shebeens and the ubiquitous public-phone business. Car-wash initiatives can be set up with little capital and operate on a shoestring budget. So, when John Pele found himself unemployed and in need of money for higher education, he opened a car-wash business.
A man’s right to bitch seems to be written in white ink right under the statute that sanctioned the sexist holiday. Yes, I am referring to those genderised 24 hours of Women’s Day, which appears to be the offspring of flatulent political correctness and stale statutory compromise.
There is something quaintly exotic about a woman playing a man’s game. Especially if the game entails the ritual of hunting and hooking up with the opposite sex because they are wont to employ that traditional weapon hookers and trollops called flirting.
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/ 6 December 2002
The battle of the sexes rages on. I realised this when I was left wallowing in that Freudian cusp of libidinal frustrations by a woman with as much ethics as a beer bottle. Like two inebriated adolescents after a matric dance ball, my partner and I got into heavy petting.
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/ 1 November 2002
The sexual revolution will not be televised. After years of being unattached, desperate and slighted, I have finally been sucked into that fringed hole of charming, superficial bonds and free sex. So, for now, no more blind dates.