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/ 25 March 2005

ANC branch chairperson attacked in KZN

An African National Congress branch chairperson in KwaZulu-Natal was shot and wounded on Thursday night, the party said. ANC provincial spokesperson Mtholephi Mthimkhulu said Nqobizwe Magwaza, chairperson of one of the Ulundi branches, ”miraculously escaped death” when he was attacked by two gunmen.

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/ 25 March 2005

The Champions League tie no one wanted

Liverpool’s Champions League quarterfinal with Juventus will take place in the midst of football’s blackest memories. There will be renewed grief and perhaps suppressed guilt over the 39 deaths at the Heysel Stadium, in view of the blame attributed to some Merseyside fans for the tragedy at the ground in which the 1985 final was held.

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/ 25 March 2005

Time for Bulls to rise again

Given the somewhat depressing start to the season, the Easter weekend seems a good time to be pondering whether South African rugby can rise again. In week four of the Super 12, the Stormers played poorly and lost, the Cats played well and lost, the Bulls played out of their skins and won, while the less said about the Sharks the better.

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/ 25 March 2005

A new benchmark for gobbledegook

The abstract art of gobbledegook evolves by the week. Chambers dictionary defines gobbledegook as ”official jargon, rubbish, nonsense”, which is a bit of an oxymoron when you come to think of it. I heard some official jargon only last week, when some politician spoke about a fascinating new contradiction called ”functional illiteracy”. Chambers might well consider adding that to their definition.

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/ 25 March 2005

The secret of the soul’s toil

”Professor Greg Retallack has spent much of the past few years taking soil samples from the sites of the temples of ancient Greece. He has stumbled on a remarkable phenomenon. There is a strong link between the identity of the god worshipped at a particular temple and the temple’s location.” George Monbiot examines a theory that the type of soil humans worked determined their religious beliefs.

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/ 25 March 2005

101 ways to end a career

”Sports journalism is an oxymoron. I’m not being unkind by saying so. Find a sports journalist, perhaps sleeping under a pool table on the East Rand, the widening moat of drool spreading under his unshaven cheek reflecting the pole-dancer’s neon panties. Peel the Lucky Strike from behind his ear and light it for him. Then ask him what he does for a living.” Tom Eaton bids farewell from his last Pitch & Mutter column.

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/ 25 March 2005

Mugabe targets Zim’s women voters

Zimbabwe’s ageing President Robert Mugabe presented a startling sight as he launched his party’s election campaign with a woman’s scarf tied around his head. The campaign for a parliamentary election has seen a flurry of measures aimed at uplifting women in Zimbabwe’s fiercely patriarchal society.