/ 20 July 2001

Fowl play

Barbara Ludman

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (Viking)

Any book that will keep children reading after they’ve devoured all four Harry Potter books is worth a try, but the hero of this one is perhaps not the kind of fellow you want as a role model for your children. Artemis Fowl, the scion of a long line of Irish gangsters, is a 12-year-old kidnapper, extortionist and bully with a single redeeming quality: he loves his mother. Oh yes, and he rather likes whales, we discover when he blows up a whaler.

Artemis will do anything to revive the family fortunes after his father is lost at sea and his mother retires into a pre-widowhood fantasy world. He’s a genius and a computer whizz, and when he forces an alcoholic fairy the real kind, with wings and all to hand over the species’s rulebook, it takes him only hours to break the code which, incidentally, runs along the bottom of every page of the book.

His intention is to get his hands on some fairy gold, and he kidnaps a leprechaun actually an officer in the LEPrecon fairy police and holds her for ransom

There are some funny bits: the cast includes a paranoid centaur, the odd troll and goblin and a dirt-eating dwarf, the best character in the book. Holly Short, the kidnapped LEPrecon, has a nice line in trickery.

But Harry Potter it’s not, not by a long shot although, as with the Potter books, a film is on its way. Maybe the film will explain why he’s named after a Greek goddess, but I wouldn’t count on it.

Get a free book!

Ten Friday readers will receive copies of the brand new publication A People’s Government. The People’s Voice by Susan de Villiers, published by the Parliamentary Support Programme. It is a review of public participation in the law and policy-making process in South Africa, which aims to help foster the development of the civil society organisations so vital to a functioning democracy. All you have to do is send your name and address to [email protected] (e-mails), to PO Box 91667, Auckland Park, 2006 (letters or postcards), or (011) 727-7111 (faxes), clearly marking all such correspondence “Government giveaway”. The first four e-mails, three letters/postcards and three faxes to be received by August 3 will receive copies of this important publication.