During World War II, American troops away from home for Christmas were entertained by Marlene Dietrich, Bing Crosby and the Marx Brothers. Even in Vietnam, Bob Hope was guaranteed to put in an appearance. But soldiers in Iraq are more likely to get a show from a Christian hip-hop group, a country singer you have probably never heard of and two cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys.
Just as the seemingly intractable nature of the war has led to a growing recruitment crisis, so the United Services Organisation (USO), which has been putting on shows for the troops since World War II, is struggling to get celebrities to sign up for even a short tour of duty.
It is a far cry from the days following the September 11 2001 attacks, when some of the biggest names in show business, from Jennifer Lopez to Brad Pitt, rallied to the cause.
”After 9/11, we couldn’t have had enough airplanes for the people who were volunteering to go,” Wayne Newton, the Las Vegas crooner who succeeded Bob Hope as head of USO’s talent recruiting effort, told USA Today. ”Now with 9/11 being as far removed as it is, the war being up one day and down the next, it becomes increasingly difficult to get people to go.”
Newton said many celebrities have been wary of going because they think it might be seen that they are endorsing the war.
”And I say it’s not. I tell them these men and women are over there because our country sent them, and we have the absolute necessity to try to bring them as much happiness as we can.”
Fear is also a factor.
”They’re scared,” country singer Craig Morton, who is in Iraq on the USO’s Hope and Freedom Tour 2005, told USA Today. ”It’s understandable. It’s not a safe and fun place and a lot of people don’t want to take the chance.”
The USO was founded in 1941 as a way of boosting morale for the military. For most of that time, Bob Hope — who made his first appearance in 1942 and his last in 1990 — was its most recognisable face, famed for putting on Christmas extravaganzas on aircraft carriers and American bases during the Vietnam War. Thousands of performers signed up to play the ”foxhole circuit” during World War II, but the USO has a much smaller list.
Some of the entertainers still willing to travel are die-hard true believers — rock musician Ted Nugent carried a Glock handgun to shows in Iraq last year and said in a radio interview that he manned a machine gun on a Humvee. But many of the USO’s regular performers are fierce critics of the war, among them the comic and star of Good Morning Vietnam, Robin Williams, who told USA Today he would like to return to the Middle East in the spring for what would be his fourth tour since 2002.
”I’m there for the [troops], not for W,” he said in a reference to the president. ”Go, man. You won’t forget it. You’ll meet amazing people,” is his message to stars that ask him about the tours. But the comedian said he mostly tries to keep politics out of the show after he did a few jokes about Bush’s brainpower at a base in 2003 and got a chilly reception.
Other critics of the war who regularly perform include the left-wing comedian Al Franken (who is headlining the current tour along with Christian hip-hop group Souljahz) and the punk legend and actor Henry Rollins, one of the Bush administration’s most vocal critics.
The tradition of beautiful women thrilling the troops has continued — although while Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell showed up in Korea and Vietnam could boast Raquel Welch, in Iraq they have had to make do with sometime pop singer and reality TV star Jessica Simpson. — Guardian Unlimited Â