The ten worst places to be stuck when the electricity fails
1: In the cable car over Table Mountain with an upset stomach
2: Upside down on a rollercoaster at Ratanga Junction
3: While using an electric breast pump at the office
4: In an elevator with someone with flatulence
5: On the underground mine tour at Gold Reef City
6: At a trance party at the Coca-Cola Dome amidst three thousand people on acid, wearing glow in the dark gloves
7: On deadline at the Mail and Guardian offices
8: At the dentist in the middle of a root canal procedure
9: At the circus, as the lions come out, and you’re eating a boerewors roll
10: Base jumping through the Johannesburg CBD, in mid-jump.
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