Elections: South Africans predict what will happen #IfDAWins

As the Democratic Alliance continued to lead the polls in some the country’s most significant metros (like Nelson Mandela Bay, the city of Tshwane, the city of Johannesburg, and the city of Cape Town), South Africans who aren’t fond of the party shared their despair hilariously on Twitter.

Some people were concerned about their blesser status.

#IfDAWins Maimane must create a law where every rich white man must marry a black woman & no prenup. Coz our blessers will loose tenders.

— #BossetMafia_SA (@Official_Nandy) August 4, 2016

#IfDAWins Meet Your Blessers pic.twitter.com/GLmsCp7r7R

— Siyabonga Mthimunye (@Siya323392327) August 4, 2016

While others imagined a whole new version of squad goals and fashions.

Bathi #IfDAWins these will be the new Nike Airmax sneakers… *This cowntry’s cityzins* pic.twitter.com/kNvIJ3P5EV

— Thembi Khumalo (@tpm1404) August 4, 2016

Wa mpolaya
“@pitsoplaya2: Goal squad #IfDaWins pic.twitter.com/jljrAIwgLR”

— Savage SoDumo (@Legendary_Philz) August 4, 2016

And those South Africans who moved to Australia? Homecoming!

#IfDAWins Australians will be emigrating to South Africa

— Ryan Cummings (@Pol_Sec_Analyst) August 4, 2016

Signs would be put up around Sandton to guide the people. Well, at least the white people.

#IfDAWins this is the sign that will be placed in Sandton pic.twitter.com/9GqMOY62KY

— Gatsha’s Love Child (@Urban_Xhosa) August 4, 2016

And pap will be colonised.

#IfDAWins Pap will be renamed Polenta.

— Tim Flack (@tim_meh87) August 4, 2016

But at the end of it all, everyone will realise it’s just a very bad joke.

#IfDAWins @MmusiMaimane will remove his mask and shout “Dis Leon Schuster”

— IG: mlamuli_wolf (@Mlamuli_Wolf) August 4, 2016