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Charlie Brooker
Round zero intelligence
US attitudes and beliefs should make the media despair.
Fear sorts out all those word pests
To function efficiently as a writer, 95% of your brain has to teleport off into nowhere, taking its neuroses with it, writes <b>Charlie Brooker</b>.
Kids need taste of risk
German politicians are reportedly planning to ban Kinder Surprise eggs on the grounds that they’re a safety hazard.
Oh won’t you just shut up!
Last week I had to take a long taxi ride home at the end of an especially prolonged and exhausting day. It was late at night and the journey was set to last an hour. As the car…
Poker-faced flirts, all
Friends occasionally come to me for advice, which is odd, because one look at my shambling semi-existence should be enough to convince them I’m in no position to offer guidance…
Awkward anytime, anywhere
Two’s company. Three’s a crowd. And whoever they are, I don’t trust them. Yes, in the ever expanding list of things I don’t ”get”, the most crippling entry has to be people. I…