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Khadija Magardie

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Shadow falls on lost girls redoubt

The Strathyre home has been a refuge for abandoned and abused girls for nearly 50 years, but it may soon close due to a funding crisis.

The American dream is eroding and with it the promise of the land of the free.

US damned if it does, damned if it doesn’t

Anti-Americanism and Sinophobia are a chimera that our government should help to disabuse our professional protesters of, writes Khadija Magardie.

Barbie shouldn’t go to the border

By Jove, who would’ve thought it? That with our delicate constitutions and proneness to osteomyelitis, we’d still be allowed. Into the army, that is. We? Girls, that is. But just…

The Lord and the lycra

And there I stood: eyes downcast, in all my crimson shame. As my eyes welled with the pools of my disgrace, and the tips of my (well-covered) ears burned, I felt myself…

Jihad on a G-string

Dubya couldn’t have been very happy when he was told his nemesis may have gone out smiling. Freshly satiated with an alcohol-free nightcap, Psalm 23 at his side, and about to lay…

How low can you go?

I’ve always believed the military is no place for pussies (feminist gallery: exeunt omnes). And when countries steeped in centuries-old traditions and ideas regarding the place…

Zuma’s rubber raspberry

”There wasn’t one handy.” And so it came to pass that The Elephant himself, u-Msholozi, departed the real world. He is now said to be keeping company with the Tooth Fairy and the…

Fiddling as the ummah burns

A lot happened during the time the so-called Muslim faithful set about their holy task of riot, pillage and arson over the notoriously unfunny caricatures of Islam’s last…

The ‘bride’ of Alberton

Some of the lesser martial arts conjure up images of sterile white suits; of politeness and Zen garden sensibility. The world of kung-fu is about Buddha figurines with red lips,…

Jemima does Jeddah

That’s what happens when the gentry try to behave like common people. They themselves become common. But unlike August Strindberg’s Miss Julie, the same could hardly be said of…

Officer, my drink’s been spiked!

Men desperate for coitus but sans any relationship with women could soon be trembling in their Grasshoppers/ veldskoens/ama-All-Stars. That’s if an enterprising local…

A real broekie brouahaha!

‘To floss, or not to floss?” That is the question doing the rounds in the lingerie world. The tabloids are having a field day splashing pert posteriors across their pages. And…

A double-edged sword of victory

”It’s wonderful that we have such a fabulously celebrated, all-embracing Constitution, but sometimes it can work against us women. Like the Recognition of African Customary…

Whose vagina is it anyway?

The problem with The Vagina Monologues is that a show about the worship of a sexual organ is easily lost on those of us who want to understand the deeper meaning behind men’s,…

‘Shame, you’re manless’

The silly season is over… Thank God. Now it will take a whole calendar year before again being subjected to corny Boney M and mince-pie jollity. And I, finding myself newly…

Spare the cucumber sandwiches

I have never been much of a fan of euphemism — it always conjures up images of a cucumber-sandwich society. More so in a multicultural environment like ours, where not everyone…

Abortion made easy

Instead of being admitted to a clinic for a surgical abortion, women may soon have the option of a ”take-home” pill to end a pregnancy. The drug will be piloted at five…

The paler strangers

Foreigners from non-African countries have been living harassment-free in South Africa for years, reports Khadija Magardie

The R8 pantyhose that destroyed lives

A medium-sized, flesh-coloured pair of pantyhose, valued at R7,99, is wreaking havoc on the lives of a Gauteng family.

Safe abortion still out of reach

Barriers to obtaining abortions in government hospitals are forcing women into the arms of the private health care sector and backstreet abortionists.