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Caroline Criado-Perez and the plague of misogynist trolls

Feminist activist, Caroline Criado-Perez has been forced into hiding after getting death threats.

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Patti Smith: The accidental rocker who woke the world

She was the angry, androgynous runaway who got chatted up by Ginsberg and had an affair with Mapplethorpe. At 66, Smith shows no sign of mellowing.

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Snoop Dogg is dead, long live Snoop Lion

He is the former pimp married to his childhood sweetheart; the shrewd businessman who smokes 30 joints a day.

Damien Hirst: ‘Anyone can be Rembrandt’

Since his coronation as King of Britart in the early 1990s, British artist Damien Hirst has never been short of self-belief, acclaim — or cash.

Confessions of Miss Mischief

Marjane Satrapi gusts into the room like a hurricane. She is a tiny woman propped up on huge white platform heels.

Fuel on the Formula One fire

Has there ever been a face quite as misleading as Lewis Hamilton’s? With the sweetest of smiles, pencil-thin sideburns and an almost hairless face, he looks like a cherub in…

Serena’s weepy classic

There is nothing that reduces me to a howling baby more than an unlikely sporting triumph — Kelly Holmes staring at the screen unsure that she has won her first Olympic gold…

Elvis is all shook up

Is there a man in football with more responsibilities than Stephen Pressley? The Hearts and Scotland stalwart is not only a centre-back and captain (though the latter is…

What a celebration tells us about the scorer

A week ago many Manchester City fans regarded Bernardo Corradi as a goal-squandering mercenary who did a passable impression of Joe Jordan’s grandmother. And now? He is the king…

Every underdog has its day

Monday morning, and the world shines anew. Grown men skip down the street, pensioners raise their walking sticks in solidarity, babies gurgle contentedly, unseasonal birds tweet…

Roy Keane: Shades of Brian Clough

So what exactly did Keano say to his players in the Inaugural Roy Keane Motivation Lecture? His Sunderland team were 1-0 down against Derby County at half-time. Was it something…

Soccer, a game without frontiers

A group of Iraqi and English boys show their elders how to make peace. Clissold Park, Hackney, isn’t the obvious setting for an international peace conference. But here on an…

Dreaming of Becks’s faux pas as Gore bores on

I’m drifting off at the Guardian Hay festival as Al Gore tells us how to save the planet — turn off the lights, cut down on private jet trips, listen to me, just about sums up…

Chelsea blues are so bad even I’m turning Red

Birmingham 0 Chelsea 0, and 10 minutes to go. I’m trying to distract myself. I run the bath, and then remember I’ve just had one. Pull at my flaking skin. Turn the radio off for…

Soccer’s rules of attraction

”Many years ago when nowt but a little lad, as David Blunkett would have it, I used to find myself profoundly moved in the presence of Evonne Goolagong,” writes Simon…

Jagged edges

Mick Jagger tells Simon Hattenstone about the names he got called in school, how he is struggling to put on weight — and being great in bed.

Pacino’s pound of flesh

He’s the archetypal screen tough guy, but Al Pacino hates guns, drinks only coffee, writes Simon Hattenstone.

Soccer star in cricket whites

Eleven years ago Shane Warne had the record book in his sights. The leg- spinner had taken only 141 Test wickets when he said he intended to beat Kapil Dev’s record of 434. One…

Tutu acts up a storm

Desmond Tutu is taking his off-Broadway debut in his stride. ”I’m just waiting for my Tony nominations now,” he says from his New York hotel. Tutu (72) is relaxing for a few…

Doing his therapy in public

Paul Gascoigne stares at the huge crowd curling round staircase after staircase at Waterstones in Newcastle city centre. He is here to sign copies of his autobiography.…