Adrian Ephraim

Upon further exploration the Rosetta spacecraft discovered not God, but a lost sermon from the Almighty – and it appears he is pissed off with us.

Brazilian defender Dante’s personal journey through hell in Belo Horizonte, as Germany routed Brazil 7-1, is steeped in poetry, writes Adrian Ephraim.

The highly addictive mix of heroin and cannabis is the drug of choice for the economic outcasts.

To everyone I owe my new credit limit to, I swear allegiance. So help me Jacob.

The revered minister of money Pravin Gordhan returned from the pulpit known as Parliament with nine commandments for his ministers.

Another week, another curious off-the-cuff remark from Jacob Zuma has left observers bewildered – which some call the "I am not an African" speech.

Tragedy has been stalking South Africa’s soccer fraternity, as the death of Bafana Bafana’s assistant coach Thomas Madigage has highlighted.

Turning down Lady Gaga’s request to be her opening act during one of her tours wasn’t enough for Die Antwoord, they had to have her eaten alive.

Nothing annoys South Africans more than someone saying we’re worse off than Zimbabwe. But at least we’re not Botswana.

As SA wishes Jacob Zuma a happy 70th birthday, the <em>Mail & Guardian</em> has imagined more appropriate birthday wishes from our public figures.

They speak with forked tongues and attack the Constitution in their sleep. Politicians — we can’t expel them ourselves, but we can Poogle them.

Victims of apartheid will receive R10 000 as a result of a settlement between General Motors in the United States

A US court has ratified a settlement between 25 South Africans who suffered at the hands of the apartheid security police.

The <i>M&G</i> — in light of outrageous racist incidents in Jo’burg gyms — is sharing a few tips to defeat racism and abolish muffin tops forever.