Js Smit

‘The world’s attitude towards plastic is changing. It could be too late but it’s changing’

‘Why people allow Facebook to make up their minds for them is beyond me and that might be the real question here’

‘Before goalie, I play golf. Before golf, I hit tennis ball against wall. Do you see a pattern?’

‘Being woke simply means you see things’

‘Circling each other now, each fighter coming in for the obligatory mock charge’

‘Over the course of the past five years, I’ve seen people of a variety of ages and vocations suck on their cylinders as if preparing to go underwater’

“All members in favour of renaming Cape Town International Airport to Project Runway, say aye”

‘And, don’t worry, Malusi Gigaba, our finance minister, has a plan — or at least we hope he does’

‘Have mercy, I wanted to plead but, of course, couldn’t’

‘The manuscript you sent us (bar, perhaps, mention of a R99-billion surplus) brought us, and by extension our readers, no joy’

South Africa welcomes all distinguished travellers with diplomatic immunity.

Jumping ship, but different.

Of air conditioning and the power of protest.

The Commission of Gender Equality in Imaginary City has a hard time with Rihanna’s video.