Krisjan Lemmer

There’s an old saying that goes: "When elephants fight, the grass suffers". Now that might be true in many walks of life, but in the newspaper world, Lemmer has found, when…

Oom Krisjan is a regular recipient of important Western Cape government information via e-mail. This week his attention was drawn to one particular missive from provincial…

The government’s websites are a source of constant amusement to the manne at the Dorsbult, and a rich source for material for this column. But sometimes the gems are buried. Take…

Two Mancunian pranksters have been entertaining the English sporting public over the past few months with their escapades which have turned them into minor celebrities. What they…

THE proposed renaming of Northern Province as Limpopo seems to have got the rightwingers of the verrenoord very hot under the collar. When Oom Krisjan received his copy of the…

Now that Uncle Bob has "won" the election up north, his team are already planning ways to avoid the next. South Africa might have broken ranks with the Commonwealth (not to…