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Class of 2012: How they R doing

Rreport cards of our comrades in govermint.

Mangaung: The way forwardish

As the dust settles after December’s ANC conference, Not the M&G brings you these exclusive scoops from between the lines next to the buffet table.

Earliest fossilised weave unearthed in Kenya

Archaeologists say they have been forced to revisit a hundred years of paleo-hairdressing theory, after finding a fossilised hair weave.

Spokesperson Maharaj to get spokesperson

Mac Maharaj is getting his own spokesperson to help him to deal with the increasing instances of "rhetorical overreach" by President Jacob Zuma.

The Mangaung speech that never was

We have managed to acquire a recording of a speech made by Deputy Commissar for Deputised Commissars of South-Western Free State, made at Mangaung.

Unexploded WWII cliche forces Berlin evacuation

Thousands have had to flee their homes in the midst of recurring narrative mediocrity

The four men accused of plotting the assassination of President Jacob Zuma at the ANC’s elective conference will reappear in court on Friday.

What drove the alleged plotters to try to blow up the ANC’s leadership?

According to a forensic psychologist in the prison service, a journey into the mind of a right-wing bomber is "brief".

McDeputy Ramaphosa urged to run SA like McDonald’s

Supporters of Cyril Ramaphosa say his experience as owner of McDonald’s South Africa will stand him in good stead as deputy president.

Motlanthe appointed headmaster of Hogwash School for Political Wizards

Kgalema Motlanthe has revealed that he has been appointed as headmaster of the new Hogwash School for Political Wizard-Cadres.

Democratic Alliance to issue report cards for all South Africans

The DA has announced that in 2013 the party will be submitting report cards for ordinary citizens as well as for members of the Cabinet.

The City Round-up

Cavendish Square in Claremont is the greatest mall in the history of the world because Cousin Harry said that Cavendish Square is amazing

Malawi’s men to shake off ‘nice guy’ image

Malawian men say they are tired of being known as friendly, reliable, honest, hardworking, thrifty, family-oriented and articulate.

M&G exposes are leading cause of despair among progressive liberals

Mental healthcare professionals have said the expose about exposes does not surprise them.

Botswana to market itself as a ‘not uninteresting’ destination

Botswana’s tourism ministry has confirmed that it will update and rebrand the country as an international destinatio