/ 9 May 2002

I’m having my wings done

DR JOE Rosen is not a quack. He works at the acclaimed Dartmouth Medical Centre and has been a scientific adviser to Nasa. He is fond of making statements such as: ”Human wings will be here. Mark my words.” He believes in all seriousness that within five years he will be able to graft wings on to a human being’s body. This is possible because our brains adapt to create neural maps for new body parts. When we have a limb amputated, our neural map of that limb gradually fades away; and if we gain a body part, our neural map expands accordingly.

Surgical techniques already in existence can be used to stretch torso fat and rejig rib bones to create a wing. Although no human would be able to fly, they would resemble angels and have full sensation in their hanging, boned flaps of flesh. Rosen has designed blueprints. This is the new world of radical plastic surgery, where Rosen is Moses. He would not be content to settle only for wings either. He has been working on cochlear implants to enhance hearing, and tails.

In a conference speech last year Rosen asked: ”Why do we only value the average? Why are plastic surgeons dedicated only to restoring our current notions of the conventional, as opposed to letting people explore, if they want, the possibilities?” He says it is only our ”Judaeo-Christian conservatism” that is holding us back.

If the medical ethics board allowed it, Rosen insists he would carry out these procedures. And, as the case of Severino Antinori, the Italian doctor hell-bent on cloning a human, shows, once the technology and the will to experiment exist it is very hard for even the most overwhelming ethical qualms to block these actions. Sooner or later Rosen’s plans will be put into action: just like the mouse with an ear on his back, one day soon a winged human will force us to re-examine the fundamentals of human life.

So it’s time that we started to ask serious questions about the people who will be the guinea pigs in the radical plastic-surgery revolution. Put bluntly, who the hell would want wings or a tail? We can perhaps find answers by looking at people who have already changed their bodies in radical and seemingly unnatural ways. Jim Rose, the head of a gross-out travelling circus or ”freak show”, has considerable experience of people who drastically alter their bodies. A former colleague of his known as Enigma now has horns. Seriously.

So Rose’s friends and colleagues such as Enigma are exactly the kind of people who will be first in the queue for Rosen’s new operations. He says that ”Rosen is talking their language. I’ve lived with these people on the road for years and, believe me, they’re very interested in operations that could give them tails or wings.”

He has interesting insights on the psychology of people drawn to this kind of procedure. ”If there’s one thing that the outrageously altered have in common, it’s an incredible need for attention. Most of them in their past have felt overlooked, usually by a parent. That gives them a mindset that’s like, ‘I will not be ignored.’ Because of their desperate need for attention, they’re usually happier after they’ve been altered [for example, by being covered with tattoos].” But the attention they receive ”almost always causes this unbearable kind of egocentricity”.

This raises the obvious concern that people longing for these procedures are ill. Some social scientists argue that we are seeing in the West a ”global pandemic” of body dysmorphic disorder (BDD), a condition that causes victims to feel their bodies are imperfect and must be corrected, often with surgery. The best-known manifestations of BDD are eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia and, notoriously, individuals who have healthy limbs removed because they view them as ugly or extraneous.

But BDD expert Katherine Phillips of Brown University, Rhode Island, says the disease could take the form of trying to acquire extra body parts. However, it is unlikely to enhance their lives. She is conducting research into individuals with BDD who manage to persuade surgeons to give them the operations they want. ”For most of them it doesn’t help at all, it makes no difference. About 7% do get better, but for a small number, they get drastically worse and become very angry. They can attack their surgeons or kill themselves.”

There are complex ethical questions about whether cosmetic surgeons should do what an apparently sane patient requests, no matter how abnormal it might seem.

Many plastic surgeons strongly disapprove of Rosen. Distinguished United States plastic surgeon Dr John Hugill, for example, says that Rosen ”is way too far out, totally beyond mainstream medicine or mainstream cosmetic surgery. No plastic surgeon I know would do anything of this sort, and nor should he. He should be ashamed.”

This forces us, however, to confront what has become mainstream in plastic surgery. Surgical techniques have developed so quickly that we have begun to think it normal that two million people slice their flesh open each year in Europe and the US simply to improve its appearance. Fifty years ago, facelifts – which, after all, involve dragging the flesh on your face back behind your ears were seen as monstrous. Yet today we don’t even bat a botoxed eyelid at the once-beautiful face of Cher, now drained of all expression in the desperate quest for a wrinkle-free face. If Cher and Michael Jackson have the right to disfigure themselves and yet still nudge their way into the mainstream, should Enigma and his horns be given the same rights?