/ 12 December 2005

‘Our Comrade President, who art in Parliament …’

Satirist Pieter-Dirk Uys, whose alter ego is Evita Bezuidenhout, has sent a Christmas message to South Africa and President Thabo Mbeki.

He has played on the words of the Lord’s Prayer in what he described as a festive-season message of good hope for South Africa:

“Our Comrade President, who art in Parliament or in transit;

democratically elected is your government;

its Constitution rules;

development shall be done in our rural earth;

as it is being enjoyed in our urban heavens;

give us this day our anti-retrovirals, and forgive us wanting to live;

as we did; in spite of those racists who so discriminated against us;

and lead us not into denials and hypocrisies;

but deliver us from this terrible impending genocide;

because in your hands alone lies the power;

to prevent Aids from succeeding where apartheid failed;

for ever and ever; amandla!”

Uys — whose Bezuidenhout sends up the apartheid era as ambassador to the imaginary apartheid homeland of Bapetikosweti — has been a long-standing critic of Mbeki’s alternative views on Aids.

Uys lives in Darling in the Western Cape where a boulevard was recently named in Evita Bezuidenhout’s honour. — I-Net Bridge