How funny are people on Twitter, you ask? Well, I put out a call for suggestions for a headline for the Mail & Guardian‘s review of the new Joost biography, Joost: The Man in the Mirror, and these are the responses. In no particular order, except that the winning entry is at the end.
I asked:
@ChrisRoperZA: need funny headline for my Joost review: about 8 words long. help!
And I got:
He’s Joost Not That Into You. @scpereira and @zarsa
”When the knickers hit the tar, that’s Amor hey”… @zarsa
Joost put it in. @wrldfmsartst
Puss In (Rugby) Boots *grin* @SchweppsRocka
”joost another manic monday” @neilanni
Joost you doos? @theblakesterr
Joost do/did it @SchweppsRocka
”Joost my luck..” @neilanni
Joost the two of us @Sapartridge
”Joost Read the Book, It’s Amor than enlightening!” @JoyRecruitRite
Joost Not Worth It @CapeJason
ok this is it ”The Joost of the Rings.” @myphotographer
”Joost for kicks!” @FuziJuzi
CAT on a hot tin roof? @choc_milk
No Joostice @CapeJason
”WWJD – What Would Joost Do”? @ChrisRoperZA
Joost: Bit off Amor than he could chew. @ErnstLass
Joost Do It @JeremyTNell (who actually makes his living out of being funny. So he’s probably starving. http://www.jeremynell.com)
I Joost called to say I’m Sorry? @afairweather
Sex, Lines and Videotape @donovanjackson
C’est Joost @mattduplessis
the cat and the ho? @dewaal
”Joosterday’s Hero”? nah, not right. @ChrisRoperZA
Jirre Joost… @Ch0pp3r
Sorry. ”Naaikie: Joost Did It.” @donovanjackson
”Joost(er) day all my troubles seemed so far away… ” @FuziJuzi
Joost in time for Christmas sales @zarsa
Jou ma se D(j)oos(t). @cluckhoff
And the winner is: ”Joost Laaik!” by the oddly named @FuziJuzi
In what is an intergalactic first, a Twitter-generated headline will feature in the M&G newspaper on Friday.