Elections: South Africans predict what will happen #IfDAWins

As the Democratic Alliance continued to lead the polls in some the country’s most significant metros (like Nelson Mandela Bay, the city of Tshwane, the city of Johannesburg, and the city of Cape Town), South Africans who aren’t fond of the party shared their despair hilariously on Twitter.

Some people were concerned about their blesser status.

While others imagined a whole new version of squad goals and fashions.

And those South Africans who moved to Australia? Homecoming!

Signs would be put up around Sandton to guide the people. Well, at least the white people.

And pap will be colonised.

But at the end of it all, everyone will realise it’s just a very bad joke.

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