Cavendish Square in Claremont is the greatest mall in the history of the world because Cousin Harry said that Cavendish Square is amazing
Supporters of Cyril Ramaphosa say his experience as owner of McDonald’s South Africa will stand him in good stead as deputy president.
Prince Pianola Andabanjo is offering $1-million to any person who will send him their bank details to help him to unfreeze the funds owed to him.
Kgalema Motlanthe has revealed that he has been appointed as headmaster of the new Hogwash School for Political Wizard-Cadres.
The Canadian government has confirmed the country’s 28105th day without an incident of any kind.
The DA has announced that in 2013 the party will be submitting report cards for ordinary citizens as well as for members of the Cabinet.
South Africa’s misogynists have blamed women for their misogyny, saying that if chicks weren’t so kak, they wouldn’t hate them so much.
Malawian men say they are tired of being known as friendly, reliable, honest, hardworking, thrifty, family-oriented and articulate.
Archaeologists say they have been forced to revisit a hundred years of paleo-hairdressing theory, after finding a fossilised hair weave.
Japan’s banks revealed that, after decades of saving by citizens, the country’s vaults and safety deposit boxes have been entirely filled with face.