Guy Ramsay
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/ 5 September 2002

The size of the matter

Thirteen centimetres and 2mm. That’s about the length of an average pen. It’s also the length of David Beckham’s penis. Well it’s what we’d like to believe anyway. This smugly prurient revelation appeared in the media after some mean-spirited journalist discovered the SizeHimUp website.

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/ 28 June 2002

Looking a gift blow in the mouth

So Jacob Zuma thinks oral sex is ”unnatural” and ”wrong”. One man’s wrong might be another man’s right, but he’s on to something with the ”unnatural” thing. When wonderful things happen to me for no conceivable purpose and for no reward, I’m inclined to think of them as unnatural.