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As the dust settles after December’s ANC conference, Not the M&G brings you these exclusive scoops from between the lines next to the buffet table.
Prince Pianola Andabanjo is offering $1-million to any person who will send him their bank details to help him to unfreeze the funds owed to him.
Iran’s Revolutionary Truth Brigade Media Agency confirmed on Tuesday that the Islamic republic has captured another American drone.
The Ministry of Trade and Industry has discovered South Africa "pretty much as far from every country on the planet as you can possibly get".
Japan’s banks revealed that, after decades of saving by citizens, the country’s vaults and safety deposit boxes have been entirely filled with face.
Archaeologists say they have been forced to revisit a hundred years of paleo-hairdressing theory, after finding a fossilised hair weave.
Mac Maharaj is getting his own spokesperson to help him to deal with the increasing instances of "rhetorical overreach" by President Jacob Zuma.
We have managed to acquire a recording of a speech made by Deputy Commissar for Deputised Commissars of South-Western Free State, made at Mangaung.
Europeans are being faced with hardship unprecedented since the Pan-European Croissant Shortage of the third weekend of June 2006.
South Africa’s misogynists have blamed women for their misogyny, saying that if chicks weren’t so kak, they wouldn’t hate them so much.
The Canadian government has confirmed the country’s 28105th day without an incident of any kind.
Thousands have had to flee their homes in the midst of recurring narrative mediocrity
According to a forensic psychologist in the prison service, a journey into the mind of a right-wing bomber is "brief".
Supporters of Cyril Ramaphosa say his experience as owner of McDonald’s South Africa will stand him in good stead as deputy president.
Kgalema Motlanthe has revealed that he has been appointed as headmaster of the new Hogwash School for Political Wizard-Cadres.
The DA has announced that in 2013 the party will be submitting report cards for ordinary citizens as well as for members of the Cabinet.
Cavendish Square in Claremont is the greatest mall in the history of the world because Cousin Harry said that Cavendish Square is amazing
Malawian men say they are tired of being known as friendly, reliable, honest, hardworking, thrifty, family-oriented and articulate.
A 13-year study funded by the World Bank has concluded that Africa is the easiest continent to get "sort of right" from memory.
