/ 25 September 2002

Wisdom of Supermodels

Need something to make you go ‘Awwwww cute’? Take a slow browse through the available pictures at the simple, but effective, Random Cute Kitten Picture Generator. Of course, if you’d rather see kittens blown up by landmines, (and who wouldn’t, let’s be honest) try Kitty Mine!

So you know someone possessed by the Devil and you just don’t have the time to complete those years of theological study? Luckily there’s a one-stop site that contains most of the basic info you’ll need to solve this problem at How To Cast Out Demons. On the other hand, if there’s someone you hate, you could always Send a Virtual Disease

If you’re a current affairs junkie, you’ll probably be amazed and horrified at the questions and answers available at The Bush-Clinton Quiz. Then for another short quiz that’s quite alarming in its implications – if you can stop laughing long enough – see if you can tell which are which at the Tom Cruise Movie Titles or Gay Porno Quiz. Sticking with that theme – and although I was initially wary of it, it’s actually very clever – take illustrations from an old cheesy children’s book, and then match them with new text. You’ll have the strange and very readable new story entitled Rusty is a Homosexual

It’s not often you want an online piece to be longer, but here’s an example of this rarity. Do some reading at this page which details an account of a dotcom CEO who lost his job, and went to work on the counter at Macdonalds.

If you’re a fan of Scrabble, or just English in general, then you’re going to find a lot of useful tips at Strange and Unusual Dictionaries. Graphic design fans might want to see the sort of weird no-brainer things their predecessors were coming up with, (and don’t forget to read the captions alongside the cards) at The Gallery of Unfortunate Valentines Cards. Conspiracy theory time. And this one is what seems like a full length feature flick, about the alleged killing of Bill Gates – worth a look, if only for the sheer oddness – try Nothing So Strange.

So, you thought only our local TV presenters were auto-cue-reading retards – look at a newspaper scan online about an unfortunate TV presenter who decided to wear the WRONG tie on television one night. Go be amazed at Richard Whiteley Is A C***. And keeping briefly with foul language, and this next site isn’t for kids – its what happens when someone has had enough of room-mates not keeping things clean. Go get some lessons at Cleaning the F*cking Kitchen for Dummies.

More retard stuff, this time featuring choice quotes from the overpaid brain-dead bimbo’s society seems to think are attractive – go find anything but enlightenment at Wisdom of Supermodels.

Finally, some geek stuff – links for those poor souls who actually are using Microsoft’s XP – first for a look at the autopatching concept, try E-Week. And then, even more interesting, is the growing idea of making companies who release software with security flaws, legally liable. Do some reading at LA Times.

Until the next time, if TV presenters and models don’t get me.

Ian Fraser is a playwright, author, comedian, conspiracy nut, old-time radio collector and self-confessed data-junkie. Winner of numerous Vita and Amstel Awards, he’s been an Internet addict and games-fanatic since around 1995, when the Internet began to make much more sense than theatre.