Why are we one of the most expensive countries on Earth for internet access? Even President Thabo Mbeki pointed out as far back as February in his State of the Nation address that the charges by Telkom are "unacceptable". Ian Fraser takes a look at the Telkom monopoly, as well as the "thug logic of the local cellphone companies".
If you’re a regular local Internet user then you will know just how complicated and slow the whole business of getting online is. Sentech’s new MyWireless service aims to change all that. MyWireless is a new broadband Internet access service, now available from Sentech (www. sentech.co.za).
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/ 25 September 2002
Those of you who follow the news will have noticed that a European government resigned en masse recently, after being implicated in accidentally helping a massacre take place. Take a look at an online examination of what happened on The Road to Srebenica.
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/ 25 September 2002
So you thought your computer was really powerful. How about a computer the size of two basketball courts, powered by over 8 000 microprocessors and using around 6 trillion bytes of memory? For info on the number one fastest computer in the world shuffle jealously towards The Top 500 Most Powerful Computers.
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/ 25 September 2002
Some of you will have noticed the recent blowing up of a stranded whale on the coast — ‘whale put to sleep using dynamite’ sounds like the start of a rather tasteless comedy sketch routine — but anyway. Point being, instead of exploding the whale, there was another alternative.
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/ 25 September 2002
What could be cooler than having dolls for the kids to play with? Why, having cute little Osama bin Laden dolls of course! Each doll is packed with a semi-automatic rifle, and a grenade. It’s real and it’s happy tasteless capitalism in action folks. Go stare at ‘Dirty Terrorist’ Dolls.
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/ 25 September 2002
Still waiting for someone to lay criminal manslaughter charges against our President for his stance on HIV-AIDS – seeing as some might say he’s directly and indirectly causing more deaths than Apartheid ever did? Come on all you vengeful lawyers, put your tongue firmly in your cheek.
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/ 25 September 2002
The Star Wars franchise lumbers on, and the next installment is not too far off from being released. So keep an eye on this next site, which features behind the scenes gossip and info from the high-security film set of <i>Star Wars Episode Two</i>.
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/ 25 September 2002
Well it’s been another of those weeks. Some bimbo from hell in the government wants the press to be held accountable in case "a journalist writes something which causes the fall of the Rand". Let me be the first to test this, by saying the rand is toilet paper anyway, so who cares.
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/ 25 September 2002
As a change to watching slaughter in the Middle East and getting far too serious about all that tacky irritating human suffering, the tone, this week, is light and fluffy (could this be the first column to compare itself to a decent French pastry?)
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/ 25 September 2002
Okay, so the Harry Potter frenzy is upon us. If you can avoid all the merchandising hype, its actually a pretty good film all by itself. Trust me. Take a look at a fan site to get you into the swing of things – Muggle Net.
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/ 25 September 2002
As we’re in the land of total corruption, rising crime and general incompetence – lets take a look at something truly relevant. A huge dust storm on Mars has caused the temperature of that planet to rise by an amazing 30 degrees Celsius.
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/ 25 September 2002
Writing this the day before the first anniversary of 911, you have to feel sorry for the USA. They have a president in power who didn’t win the popular vote, a "Patriot Act" that’s removed a large quantity of its citizens rights and a sinister new "Homeland Security" department running rampant.
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/ 25 September 2002
Mozart had it, and now thanks to the Internet, you can have it too! Tourette’s syndrome – or simply put, a joyful way of getting away with swearing violently in the midst of regular conversation. Take a look at the online Tourette’s syndrome simulator or read 150 000 alternative ways of saying ‘jerking off’.
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/ 25 September 2002
A new film on the way is the amazing-to-look-at Disney flick ‘Monsters.Inc’ – created by the geniuses at Pixar Studios. The Disney flick ships with one of Pixar’s insanely funny shorts – if you have the bandwidth, take a look at the online samples of their short films at Pixar Studios.
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/ 25 September 2002
Are you getting sick of unsolicited phone calls by telemarketing morons? Unfortunately it’s a world-wide phenomenon, but why not browse through the assorted ways of fighting back at Solicitors Nightmare as well as Anti-Telemarketing.
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/ 25 September 2002
In much the same way as most of the British colonies across Africa sowed the seeds of their own destruction, the Internet has a similar ability to alter world society. Thanks to the Internet, the disenfranchised can now communicate with each other directly.
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/ 25 September 2002
One of the most useful aspects of the Internet is its ability to present information that hasn’t been censored or passed through official filters, allowing you to see both sides of an issue and then make up your own mind. This is why the Internet is under attack from many governments.
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/ 25 September 2002
So living under the ANC and all this democracy for killers and rapists has finally pushed you over the edge and towards the Dark Side. Cool! Now you need a guide towards becoming a horrifyingly evil person, like the guys in charge of local TV programming. Follow the path down at So You’ve Decided to be Evil.
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/ 25 September 2002
So you’re a fast food fan, but you’re also doing that rich-people thing known as ‘dieting’ – and you’re curious about just what damage a quick takeaway drive-thru burger is going to do to you. For all your junk food data, stagger firmly to Nutrition in the Fast Lane.
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/ 25 September 2002
The Earth Summit is upon us, and it’s worth remembering that world leaders often look good wearing a pie. Take a look at the Canadian Prime Minister getting a delicious-looking pie in the face – at Canadian Pie!, TAART! and Australian Pie!
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/ 25 September 2002
Did you hear the one about the teenager who built his own nuclear reactor to get a boy scout merit badge? Believe it or not, this isn’t a joke. Take a read of the amazing story that’s been bouncing around online for some time, about one gifted teenager and his home made nuclear reactor.
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/ 25 September 2002
There’s a new movie coming that I sneakily got to see recently – it’s about Jack the Ripper, and it’s based on Alan Moore’s classic graphic novel about the Ripper, freemasonry and beyond. First off, for a look at the official site, go to From Hell.
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/ 25 September 2002
So you have a cat, and a laser scanner. Ever considered combining them? There’s a long-running site where you can browse the pix of people who’ve done this. And some of the pix are truly crazy. (NO cats get hurt while doing this – although I’m sure some fur gets ruffled.)
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/ 25 September 2002
There’s a man in Oklahoma, who has an ongoing battle with prostitutes. He follows, films them in action, and then calls in the police. Presumably, he’s unaware of the great audience he’s attracted in allowing the rest of us to browse through pics. Be warned, some of the pictures are very revealing.
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/ 25 September 2002
So. You’re the South African government and you want to snoop on your internet users. (Why? Well, that’s what budding dictatorships do). Take a look at a long page of emails between local military intelligence, security firms and spies to an overseas company that makes an online surveillance tool.
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/ 25 September 2002
Remember years ago, spending twenty cents a time to play an arcade game involving a moving paddle at the bottom of the screen, a bouncing ball, and a row of bricks? No, don’t laugh — there wasn’t much else to do back then. You can now download a free clone of the classic Breakout game, and it’s called DX Ball 2.
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/ 25 September 2002
When the going gets tough, the weird get weirder. Imagine a chanting Buddhist offering advertising space on her body, complete with chart showing the different payments per month, according to the area required. Yup, certain areas are VERY expensive to rent.
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/ 25 September 2002
Tata ma chance, tata ma f*ckall! A local hacker site decided to satirise the South African Lotto scam, (which has made over a <I>billion</I> rand that has yet to be passed on to any charities.) Did the local Lotto company behave like a decent accountable corporation and laugh and shrug it off?
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/ 25 September 2002
A PR person for Scientology sent me email, wanting to meet me and ‘find out my views’ – presumably because of my oblique ‘cult’ reference in this column a few weeks back. So before this Cult starts its usual dirty tricks (see below) – here’s the info they don’t want you to have.
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/ 25 September 2002
Feel the need to stand on a street corner, or boogie on down at a rave, dressed in the finest mid-Seventies fashion — complete with a big Afro wig, purple jacket and yellow feather boa? Me too! So keep on trucking towards the bizarre retro fashions at Pimp Hats!
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/ 25 September 2002
So you’ve had enough of the corruption and gross mismanagement of our current government, and you’ve decided that world domination is the best option, starting here. It’s not as easy as the movies would have you believe, though. Try <i>A Beginner’s Guide to Taking Over the World</i>.