/ 23 October 2000

STEAMY GOAT SEX CLOSES SCHOOL

A STEAMY sex session between two goats led to the temporary closure of a high school in northern Swaziland last week. The amorous twosome disrupted classes at Timphisini Central High School after running into a Grade 8 classroom to engage in frenetic sex as bemused pupils watched. As the classroom erupted into catcalls and applause an angry teacher tried to cane the cheerleaders into silence. However, their colleagues refused to see them caned, and a widening row pitting the school administration against pupils ensued, leading to a class boycott. Pupils said they would only call off their action after the school erected a fence to keep amorous animals off the premises. – African Eye News Service

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