/ 1 January 2002

Size matters to Swazi men

Swazi men, from parliamentarians to soccer officials, are flocking to elongate their penises but women in the southern African kingdom are not impressed, a weekend report here said.

Tanzanian sex therapist Mohammed Disopi — who promises penis elongation up to 25 centimetres by a type of electrotherapy — is conducting a thriving business with polygamous Swazi men, the Swazi News reported.

Male students are among his customers seeking a “super shaft” to service the so-called sugar mamas who keep them in style, the newspaper claimed.

But some women have objected to their men’s bigger size. They have complained about unbearable pain during sex and asked their partners to refrain or have the elongation reversed, the report said.

“Should my husband go there, I will not hesitate to fire him as I never told him that his tool was too short for my liking,” said one woman on the capital’s streets.

“The length of the penis does not matter to me,” declared another woman. – AFP