Krisjan Lemmer
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/ 1 January 2002

Candidate or conman?

Two Mancunian pranksters have been entertaining the English sporting public over the past few months with their escapades which have turned them into minor celebrities. What they do is sneak themselves into sports events, circumvent the security systems and then pretend to be players.

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/ 1 January 2002

His master’s voices

Events up north dominated the South African media this week and, since watching Uncle Bob duly win Zimbabwe’s version of Big Brother was better than watching South African sports teams get another klap, the topic dominated conversation in the Dorsbult bar too…

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/ 1 January 2002

Rescue 9/11

The terrorist attacks in the United States on September 11 last year have been blamed for just about everything except global warming – although with the amount of hot air expelled discussing the event Oom Krisjan thinks this will soon be added to the list…

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/ 1 January 2002

Massaging the wrong egos

THE Government Communication and Information Service is trying to live up to its name. It launched its first Communicator’s Handbook recently, and a quick perusal over a few dops showed the manne from the Dorsbult Bar why our leaders and our leader writers are so often at odds…

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/ 1 January 2002

Uniform medicine for all

Here in the Groot Marico life goes on at quite a leisurely pace – and that’s how we like it. Oom Krisjan thus feels great sympathy for Minister of Health Dr Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, who has been rushing from pillar to post to prevent Aids activists implementing court decisions on the antiretroviral, nevirapine…